About - you better not be online

you better not be online is written by Kevin Cortez and Emilio Calderon.

It’s called a blog, T. It’s when a couple of guys write a bunch of opinions and shit but they don’t earn a fuckin’ cent doin’ it.

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Emilio Calderon

@emiliocalderon

Former writer, full-time idiot.

Kevin Cortez

@youbetternotbeonline

Kevin Cortez used to write about rap music. Now he writes about things to buy.

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